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En Líbano a los hombres se les permite legalmente tener sexo con los animales pero el animal debe ser hembra. Tener sexo con un animal macho se castiga con la muerte.
En Bahrein un doctor puede examinar los genitales de una paciente, pero está prohibido mirarlos directamente durante el examen. Sólo puede mirar su reflejo a través de un espejo.
A los musulmanes les está prohibido mirar a los genitales de un cadáver. Esto también afecta a los enterradores: los genitales de los fallecidos deben ser siempre cubiertos por prendas de lana.
El castigo por masturbación en Indonesia es la decapitación (imaginad de qué cabeza hablamos)
Hay personas en Guam cuyo trabajo consiste en viajar al campo y desflorar vírgenes que les pagan por el privilegio de tener sexo por primera vez. La razón es que las leyes de Guam prohíben expresamente a las vírgenes casarse. (pensad un momento si conocéis algún otro trabajo en el mundo que se acerque remotamente a este...)
En Hong Kong a una esposa traicionada se le permite legalmente matar a su marido pero sólo si lo hace con sus propias manos. A la amante del marido la puede matar de cualquier forma (Ah,... esto es justicia).
En Liverpool son legales las vendedoras en top-less, pero sólo en la tiendas de peces tropicales
En Colombia una mujer sólo puede tener sexo con su marido y la primera vez debe estar presente su madre para presenciar el acto.
En Bolivia es ilegal tener sexo con una mujer y su hija a la vez (supongo que tenían un gran problema con esto como para aprobar esta ley).
En Maryland es ilegal vender condones en máquinas expendedoras con una excepción: se pueden vender preservativos en máquina expendedora sólo en los lugares donde se venden bebidas alcohólicas (¿Es o no es éste un gran estado? Claro que no tan bueno como Guam...)
Some countries have very weird laws about sex:
For instance, in many Middle Eastern countries it is prohibited to eat the sheep you had sex with. A person who decided to eat this sheep is making a deadly sin, and he will never get into paradise with 70 virgins.
In Lebanon having half of population Christians, men are officially allowed to have sex with animals. Yet, an important restriction is applied: the animal must be female. For sex with male animals death penalty can be imposed.
In Indonesia a person will be executed if he/she masturbated.
In Bahrain a man-gynecologist can have patient-s examination only by seeing the genitals- image in the mirror.
In Guam, the island in the Pacific owned by the USA, there are specialists called defloration-makers. Such a specialist goes around the island and deprives females of virginity for a certain fee. A virgin cannot get married in Guam. A defloration-maker is the most exotic profession in the world, but this specialist is unlikely to move up the career ladder-
In Hong Kong a woman cheated by her husband is allowed to kill him, but only with bare hands, use of weapons is not permitted. As for her husband-s mistress, the wife is allowed to kill her by any means.
In Colombia, in town Cali a woman is allowed to have sex only with her husband. The bride-s mother has the role of an eye-witness and she is required to be next to the spouses during their very first sexual intercourse.
In Bolivia, Santa-Cruz, a man is not allowed to have sex with a woman and her mother simultaneously.
The USA also has its collection of weird laws about sex.
In Arizona keeping more than two dildos at home is prohibited.
In Colorado there is a ban on kissing a woman who sleeps.
In Connecticut, town Hartford, a man is forbidden from kissing his wife on Sunday.
In Florida only the position "man on top" is legally allowed, and it is not allowed to kiss woman-s bust during sexual intercourse.
In Massachusetts a woman is not allowed to have the position of "woman on top" in sex as well.
In Minnesota sex with birds is strictly prohibited.
In Ohio women are not allowed to wear lacquered shoes because they underwear can be seen on their mirror surface.
En Líbano a los hombres se les permite legalmente tener sexo con los animales pero el animal debe ser hembra. Tener sexo con un animal macho se castiga con la muerte.
En Bahrein un doctor puede examinar los genitales de una paciente, pero está prohibido mirarlos directamente durante el examen. Sólo puede mirar su reflejo a través de un espejo.
A los musulmanes les está prohibido mirar a los genitales de un cadáver. Esto también afecta a los enterradores: los genitales de los fallecidos deben ser siempre cubiertos por prendas de lana.
El castigo por masturbación en Indonesia es la decapitación (imaginad de qué cabeza hablamos)
Hay personas en Guam cuyo trabajo consiste en viajar al campo y desflorar vírgenes que les pagan por el privilegio de tener sexo por primera vez. La razón es que las leyes de Guam prohíben expresamente a las vírgenes casarse. (pensad un momento si conocéis algún otro trabajo en el mundo que se acerque remotamente a este...)
En Hong Kong a una esposa traicionada se le permite legalmente matar a su marido pero sólo si lo hace con sus propias manos. A la amante del marido la puede matar de cualquier forma (Ah,... esto es justicia).
En Liverpool son legales las vendedoras en top-less, pero sólo en la tiendas de peces tropicales
En Colombia una mujer sólo puede tener sexo con su marido y la primera vez debe estar presente su madre para presenciar el acto.
En Bolivia es ilegal tener sexo con una mujer y su hija a la vez (supongo que tenían un gran problema con esto como para aprobar esta ley).
En Maryland es ilegal vender condones en máquinas expendedoras con una excepción: se pueden vender preservativos en máquina expendedora sólo en los lugares donde se venden bebidas alcohólicas (¿Es o no es éste un gran estado? Claro que no tan bueno como Guam...)
Some countries have very weird laws about sex:
For instance, in many Middle Eastern countries it is prohibited to eat the sheep you had sex with. A person who decided to eat this sheep is making a deadly sin, and he will never get into paradise with 70 virgins.
In Lebanon having half of population Christians, men are officially allowed to have sex with animals. Yet, an important restriction is applied: the animal must be female. For sex with male animals death penalty can be imposed.
In Indonesia a person will be executed if he/she masturbated.
In Bahrain a man-gynecologist can have patient-s examination only by seeing the genitals- image in the mirror.
In Guam, the island in the Pacific owned by the USA, there are specialists called defloration-makers. Such a specialist goes around the island and deprives females of virginity for a certain fee. A virgin cannot get married in Guam. A defloration-maker is the most exotic profession in the world, but this specialist is unlikely to move up the career ladder-
In Hong Kong a woman cheated by her husband is allowed to kill him, but only with bare hands, use of weapons is not permitted. As for her husband-s mistress, the wife is allowed to kill her by any means.
In Colombia, in town Cali a woman is allowed to have sex only with her husband. The bride-s mother has the role of an eye-witness and she is required to be next to the spouses during their very first sexual intercourse.
In Bolivia, Santa-Cruz, a man is not allowed to have sex with a woman and her mother simultaneously.
The USA also has its collection of weird laws about sex.
In Arizona keeping more than two dildos at home is prohibited.
In Colorado there is a ban on kissing a woman who sleeps.
In Connecticut, town Hartford, a man is forbidden from kissing his wife on Sunday.
In Florida only the position "man on top" is legally allowed, and it is not allowed to kiss woman-s bust during sexual intercourse.
In Massachusetts a woman is not allowed to have the position of "woman on top" in sex as well.
In Minnesota sex with birds is strictly prohibited.
In Ohio women are not allowed to wear lacquered shoes because they underwear can be seen on their mirror surface.
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