2GirlsTeachSex

2GirlsTeachSex Even the best lovers are often guilty of mistakes in the bedroom... often WITHOUT ever knowing it. It's just a fact of life. But that doesn't mean that YOU have to! In this revealing report you'll discover the most common mistakes men make in bed... and... what to do INSTEAD to drive your woman WILD with pleasure. Avoid these 9 mistakes and you'll have better sex the very NEXT time you make love... guaranteed... Mistake 1. Thinking She is Climaxing When She Isn't You may think that your lover is having multiple orgasms (or even AN orgasm) when she is not. She may make a bunch of noises, get really wet, and even TELL YOU she is cumming. But is she really? Grab a Cosmopolitan sometime and look at how many articles and comments on faking orgasms. I'm not saying that YOUR GIRL is faking orgasms EVERY TIME but... chances are there have been a few episodes of love making where she was CRAVING something other than what you were doing. When this happens women just want it to be over and encourage you to cum. It doesn't mean you are awful in bed; just that being a mindblowing lover EVERY TIME takes some specialized knowledge. If you are giving your girl orgasms (and absolutely 100% sure of it) then congratulations! You're one of the few guys who is ACTUALLY pleasing a woman REALLY WELL. But if you're not, it is crucial that you learn how... Mistake #2) Not Giving Her a Variety of Sexual Experiences A lot of guys who are new to sex - or are used to having sex with the same woman - tend to forget that women want different KINDS of sexual EXPERIENCES. You might think that changing positions a few times and varying the speed of your thrusting is a different type of sex. But it is not. Women thrive on emotions. Sometimes they want to be taken, sometimes they want it hard, and sometimes they want to make love. If you are NOT talking during sex and creating a strong emotional experience for her she CAN'T be totally fulfilled. Women want strong emotional experiences in bed. Let's look at an example. Women love bad boys because of the emotions that a bad boy inspires in them. It is why when women cheat it is often with a "bad boy." However, you don't need to be bad boy to create bad boy emotions within her in the bedroom. Just be a bad boy yourself by spanking her, talking dirty, and giving it to her good! Women also love very suave, romantic types. Think of the cheesy paperback romance novels or current tv shows (Nip Tuck) they read with that long-haired douchebag on a horse (aka Fabio) on the cover. Now, I'm not saying you should grow long hair, huge man boobs, and start riding a horse... but what you can do is mix up your lovemaking with some romantic sessions in which you are telling your girl how beautiful she is to you and how much you love her. Get it? The skinny is this: You NEED to give your lover a variety of sexual experiences... and you can give them all to her YOURSELF... but you have to mix it up! Mistake #3) Forgetting To Be A MAN Ask any 100 women off of the street and 99 of them will tell you that they want a man that TAKES CONTROL. That said, she wants YOU to call the shots! Yes you read that right. Your girl DOES want you to take control in the bedroom, to flip her around and do her doggystyle without asking, and to do what YOU want! Women are programmed to respond to strong, authoritative, confident men. It signifies that you are a protector, a leader, and a suitable mate. Sure, it's ok to ask her if she is enjoying something... but this is mostly reserved to specific technique when you are "going down". Save the talk about actual positions she liked for AFTER you are done. Now don't get me wrong - you are not making her a slave here but rather leading with authority and masculine strength. Once you start doing this you will be able to do many things with her in the bedroom that she earlier would not do. Many guys often think she is just uptight and her not being sexual if she doesn't want to do something... when in reality she just needs you to be a man and guide her with your strength. You'll be amazed at just how powerfully she responds! Mistake #4) Thinking Sex Isn't That Important To Her If you want to know how much women LOVE sex... just think about how loudly they scream in the bedroom when they are getting it good! You won't ever hear a guy screaming like that! You might THINK that your sex drive is much higher than your girls because YOU are usually the one initiating sex with her. But... As hard as it is to swallow, recognize that if your girl doesn't want to have sex it is NOT because she doesn't want to. Unfortunately, it's probably because you just aren't getting her off. Fortunately this is an easy fix, and in a moment we'll talk about how to do it... Mistake #5) Being Silent/Emotionless in Bed You may think that it is "cheesy" or "creepy" to talk romantically or dirty in bed. (you may think its weird to talk at all in bed) However, women HATE silent, mechanical sex. Why? Let's hit this again my friend: Women THRIVE one emotion. Dirty talk or romantic talk are EXCELLENT at giving your girl STRONG EMOTIONS in bed. And strong emotions = STRONG ORGASMS. Never think that it is solely your physical parts or motions you are making that get your girl off. The most POWERFUL FEMALE ORGASMS are triggered by her mind, not by her physical body. Unlock her mind through dirty talk, romantic talk, and emotional talk WHILE having sex and your girl will experience the strongest orgasms of her life. Mistake #6) Trading Dinners/Flowers/etc To Get Sex From Her Many men mistakenly think that women aren't interested in sex (we already discussed how this is incorrect thinking) and that they have to "trade something" with their girl for sex. This is why you see so many guys trying to have sex with their girl by first taking her out to a nice dinner or buying her gifts. While doing nice things for your girl is awesome, it should NEVER be with the intention of GETTING SEX. When you have to trade something to get sex from your girl realize that this is PROOF that you are not good enough in bed. It is proof that she does not like sex with you since in order to DO IT you have to give her something in exchange. When you are sexually satisfying your girl you will not have to trade ANYTHING for sex but your girl will often sponateously text you sexy messages, buy YOU a small gift, or begin initiating sex constantly. Just wait and see! Mistake #7) Not Giving Her Enough "Foreplay" If you still think of "foreplay" as the activity before sex you need a quick mindset adjustment to change how much time you spend on foreplay. Here's a hint: Women consider foreplay as PART of the sex. NOT as a separate thing! Here's why: While a man is not capable of having a foreplay orgasm AND another orgasm right away when he penetrates his girl, WOMEN CAN! Imagine if you could have orgasms during foreplay AND never lose your erection even the slightest and keep having orgasms as you penetrated your girl. You'd want to spend A LOT of time in foreplay too, right? Well your girl CAN have foreplay orgasms AND penetration orgasms so she DOES want to spend a lot of time in foreplay. As she should! As a rule of thumb, spend at least the same amount of time on foreplay as penetration and you can always spend EVEN MORE time in foreplay. You can never get her too turned on and it will only make the penetration better when you are finally inside of her. Mistake #8) Not Lasting Long Enough This mistake is well known and very simple, but no list of mistakes in the bedroom would be complete without it. But while all guys know they need to last long... they don't necessarily know HOW LONG that is! Well, after talking to hundreds of women about the subject, I've discovered that if you can last at least 10 minutes, most women will be plenty happy with that. Sure, they might be even happier if you are up for a "round 2" after a break in the action... but if you can last for 10 minutes in the first round, then trust me, you are fine! Mistake #9) Mistaking Her Moody-ness For NORMAL Behavior It's no secret that women are a LOT moodier than us men. But if you're in a relationship with a woman and she seems to keep getting more and more moody over time... this is often because she isn't getting what she needs in the bedroom. FACT. As we talked about before... while women aren't usually as sexually aggressive as men, they do love and NEED sex just as much! But here's the thing... if you're not giving her orgasms... then sex does her no good! Can you imagine jerking off but you could NEVER orgasm? You'd begin to enjoy it less and less each time. Eventually you'd get so frustrated by the inabiliity to "finish" that it was just easier to avoid it COMPLETELY! Sooo... If you can't give her orgasms why WOULD she want to have sex with you? The answer: She won't. If your girl is not wanting to have sex with you as much as you want then this is EXACTLY what has happened for her. In the beggining, she may have tolerated sex because she was really into you. Now that you have been together for a long time and sex isn't satisfying for her it is more fulfilling to get herself off when you're not around. This leads to only having sex with you on special occasions... or when she feels obligated (like if a guy bought her a fancy dinner or some sort of gift.) If you recognize any of these signs it's time to step up your sex game NOW before the sex drought gets even worse. And when you do, you'll discover that when you are completely rocking her world in bed, not only is she in a better mood on a day-to-day basis... but SHE'LL start initiating sex with YOU! A close friend of mine who is some what of a love-making expert himself told me something that I didnt' believe at the time... but I now KNOW to be 100% true: IF YOU ARE GIVING HER THE BEST OF HER LIFE SHE WON'T CARE IF YOU ARE HOMELESS LIVING IN A CARDBOARD BOX... AS LONG AS YOU CAN HAVE SEX IN IT! When I heard this I thought he was totally full of it... but as my own lovemaking skills improved and then I heard about the success other guys were having, I realized this is completely true. Women are biologically "made" to be child bearers and select the highest value man to have a child with. Don't you think that the ability to give amazing sex is one of the highest values a man can have? Especially since so few men actually are REALLY GOOD. If your girlfriend or wife is often starting arguments, not wanting sex, or acting "distant" in some way it is time to stop blaming her. Re-examine your sexual ability because the real culprit is inadequate sexual pleasure.

El muerto que fue a la guerra

Y despistó a hitler
The man who never was
[El hombre que fue nadie]
Quelle
Er war vielleicht der erfolgreichste Agent des Zweiten Weltkriegs - und das, obwohl er schon tot war: Um die Nazis von der geplanten Invasion auf Sizilien abzulenken, statteten die Briten 1943 eine Leiche mit fingierten Dokumenten aus - die post mortem sogar Hitler narrte. Von Christoph Gunkel

"Pam", su falsa novia

Perdición del hombre

Fuente

Juegos de azar virtuales

[18:01]KH: hmm, eso de juegos de azar...Cuando acepto y apuesto al conocimiento, gano...
Apuesto a coñocer a alguna mujer que me gusta, al todo o nada, el destino no me deja ni tocarle el cubilete... ;-)
[18:01]KH: como sea, cuando apuesto al amor (sea efímero o eterno), pierdo
[18:02] hanael@hotwoman.com: no porque el destino te baraja las cartas y tu decides como jugarlas asi de sencillo
[18:02]KH: el poder de jugar a perder todo, no es para las nenas
[18:02]KH: yo juego sin trampas
[18:03]KH: pero si quieres, jugamos con trampas
[18:03]KH: todo o nada
[18:03] hanael@hotwoman.com: y bueno si juegas sin trampas seguro siempre ganas
[18:03]KH: gano para mi tranquilidad interna, pero no consigo lo que deseo
[18:04] hanael@hotwoman.com: considero que no siempre jugar con trampas te hace un ganador
[18:04]KH: y quiero de una vez por todas un par de noches de encanto y placer
[18:04] hanael@hotwoman.com: que lindo que sos ehhhhh, me encantas como sos
[18:05]KH: los más desgraciados jugadores tienen siempre a las más lindas y a veces (las más buenas) mujeres, sea para mostrarlas o para perderlas o para follarlas
[18:05]KH: así fue, es y será
[18:05]KH: en toda sociedad, machista o no
[18:05] hanael@hotwoman.com: y te has preguntado alguna vez si son felices
[18:06]KH: liberada, occidental u oriental
[18:06]KH: Adoro (y odio a la vez) no ser parte de esa suciedad
[18:07]KH: Todos los cerdos que no tienen chiquero, añoran el barro y todo el resto que parecen gozar los de adentro
[18:07]KH: Hoy deseo eso
[18:07]KH: ya veré si salgo o salimos
[18:08]KH: pero a veces hay que gozar la inmundicia
[18:08]KH: o el juego donde pierdes todo
[18:09] hanael@hotwoman.com: oye tu hablas en un lenguaje bien raro peromas o menos te entiendo
[18:09] hanael@hotwoman.com: te hago una pregunta a ver decime que buscas en la vida?
[18:11]KH: quise siempre vivir mis sueños
[18:11]KH: pero despierto y todo, ya no puedo soñar
[18:11]KH: quiero vivir... como cualquiera , como los cerdos, como todos
[18:11]KH: sin anhelos, sin sueños
[18:12]KH: como se vive en Cambalandia, en medio del bullicio de los vecinos, día a día, noche a noche
[18:13]KH: Seguís soñando con llegar a cumplir tus anhelos?
[18:13]KH: cuarto siglo después de no lograrlos?
[18:14]KH: despierta, nena, el chiquero apesta pero ahí gozan todos
[18:14]KH: aunque después muchos quieran abandonarlo
[18:14]KH: primero hay que conocerlo
[18:14] hanael@hotwoman.com: ya lo se pero es linda la vida en cambalandia
[18:15]KH: un chiquero para todos
[18:15]KH: y bien, qué haces este fin de semana ya empezao??
[18:16]KH: Te invito a un tinto
[18:16]KH: eso de no esperar las respuestas de indecisas
[18:16]KH: es una mala costumbre mía
[18:16]KH: la de perdedores
[18:17]KH: bien, ya volqué mis primeras cartas
[18:17]KH: juegas o no?
[18:17]KH: no me vengas con eso del destino fatalista
[18:17]KH: tú tienes tus cartas, yo las mías
[18:18]KH: bien, otra vez juego y no me aceptan mis cartas
[18:18]KH: ciao

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RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: Profesional desempleado...lindo mensaje
Un profesional desempleado despertó una mañana y revisó su bolsillo. Todo lo que le quedaba eran $10. Decidió utilizarlos para comprar comida y esperar así la hora de morir, ya que era demasiado orgulloso como para pedir limosna.
Estaba frustrado por no encontrar empleo y no tenía a nadie que pudiera ayudarle.
Compró su comida y en cuanto se sentó a comer, un anciano y dos pequeños niños se le acercaron y le pidieron que les diera comida, ya que no habían comido en casi una semana.
El profesional los miró. Estaban tan flacos que se les notaban los huesos. Sus ojos se les habían hundido. Con el último pedazo de compasión que le quedaba, les dio su comida.
El anciano y los niños oraron para que Dios le diera bendiciones y prosperidad, y le dieron una moneda muy antigua. El joven profesional les dijo: "ustedes necesitan esa oración más que yo".
Sin dinero, sin empleo y sin comida, el joven fue debajo de un puente a descansar y esperar la hora de su muerte.
Estaba a punto de quedarse dormido, cuando vio un Viejo periódico en el suelo. Lo levantó, y de repente leyó un anuncio para los que tuvieran monedas antiguas, las llevaran a cierta dirección.
Decidió ir a ese lugar con la moneda antigua que el anciano le habia dado. Al llegar al lugar, le dio la moneda al propietario del lugar. El propietario gritó, sacó un gran libro y le mostró al joven graduado una foto.
Era la misma moneda, cuyo valor era de 3 millones de dólares. El joven graduado estaba muy emocionado mientras el propietario le dio un cheque certificado por los 3 millones. El joven cobró el dinero y se fue en búsqueda del anciano y los niños.
Para cuando llegó a donde los dejó comiendo, ya no estaban. Le preguntó al dueño de una cantina cercana si los conocía. El dueño le dijo que no los conocía, pero que le habían dejado una nota. Rápidamente abrió la nota pensando que averiguaría donde encontrarlos.Esto era lo que la nota decía: "Nos diste todo lo que tenías, y te hemos recompensado con la misma moneda. Firman: Dios Padre, Hijo y Espíritu Santo...
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Hmm, me pasó lo mismo hace poco, cuando sólo tenía 10 Bs, estando también desempleado, famélico, sin sexo ni mujer fea o bonita al lado (bueno, éstas últimas son las primeras que te abandonan tras que te quedan 100 bs, luego de hacértelos gastar).

Me compré la última comida y los susodichos niños mendigos me pidieron de comer, se la di, me regalaron la moneda y me fui al puente a descansar el hambre que me abrumaba, pensando tirarme por el puente, encontré el periódico y después de leer los contactos (mujer busca sexo, etc.) y las páginas rosas de las masajistas y otras ofertas de chicas de moral distraida, sobre todo semimagníficas y otras premier, encontré por casualidad el clasificado buscando monedas viejas....

Fui de mala gana, me encontré con un buen católico boliviano, muy adorador de vírgenes (las de efigie con aureola y las de entrepierna caliente) y después de ver la monedita abrió los ojos enormes -pero los entrecerró muy rápidamente...
Y como quien no quiere más que ayudarme en mi infinita pobreza y falta de cariño y calor femenino, me ofreció como gran cosa 10 Bs por el pedazo de cobre viejo...

Yo acepté, porque de alguna manera un buen catolicango no puede engañarte... con la virgen en la boca.

Como en Cambalandia todo es posible, a partir de ese día nació un Trimillonario  --claro: el pobre comprador de monedas...

Yo estoy por comprar mi última comida para decidir morir con algo en el estómago, pero pienso que mejor debería gastar los 10 Bs para pagar una buena mamada, aunque sea de semimagnífica solidaria... luego veremos que hago con el hambre normal.

Prefiero tener la boca de alguna virgen en donde sea necesario.

Conocen a alguna chica linda (virginidad no es cualidad excluyente) que lo haga por humanidad?

Le cocino lo que quiera en su casa o en la mía si trae lo necesario... y le doy satisfacción total...Tengo hambre, de las dos...!

Favor contactarme antes de que me regalen o me pille otra moneda, que pienso vender a mejor precio...

Ah... me olvidaba: Tengo 10 Bs para pagarle el taxi!

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