Murat Bernard "Chic" Young (January 9, 1901 – March 14, 1973) was an American cartoonist known primarily as the creator and original artist of the comic strip Blondie. His 1919 William McKinley High School Yearbook cites his nickname as Chicken, source of his familiar pen name signature.

In 1924, he began Dumb Dora, about brunette Dora who "wasn't as dumb as she looked." In the spring of 1930, after six years of seeing Dora increase in popularity, Young requested more money and strip ownership. This action led to the creation of Blondie.

The secret of a long and happy sex life?

Be healthy and be a man

Men and women are living longer than ever before, but are they still having sex?

Yes, say researchers in the US, but how often, and how enjoyable it is depends partly on their gender and partly on their state of health.

The researchers, from the University of Chicago, have also come up with estimates for how many years of sexually active life we have ahead of us – and the answer is arguably more positive for men than for women.

At the age of 30, men can expect to be sexually active for another 35 years compared to just 31 years for women, while at age 55, men’s sexual life expectancy is 15 years, compared to 10 for women.

This isn’t as bad news for women as you might think, because the research also suggests that they are less likely to think a lack of sex is a problem.

In the research published on bmj.com today, authors Stacy Tessler Lindau and Natalia Gavrilova used data from two representative research groups in the US. One group consisted of over 3000 men and women between the ages of 25 and 74 and the other included over 3000 men and women between 57 and 85 years of age.

Participants provided information about their relationship status and rated the quality of their sex lives and how often they had sex. They also rated the level of their general health between poor and excellent.

The results reveal that men are more likely to be sexually active, report a good sex life and be interested in sex than women. This difference was most stark among the 75 to 85 year old group, where almost four out of ten males compared to less than two out of ten women were sexually active. The gender difference was less apparent when people were married or had a long term sexual partner.

While sexually active life expectancy was longer for men, they lost more years of it to poor health than women did.

The authors say that some questions remain unanswered. “Overall, the study found that men have a longer sexually active life expectancy and that most sexually active men report a good quality sex life. In contrast, only about half of sexually active women reported a good quality sex life. This disparity, and its implication for health, requires further exploration.”

They add that sexually active life expectancy estimation is a new life expectancy tool than can be used for projecting public health and patient needs in the arena of sexual health. “Projecting the population patterns of later life sexual activity is useful for anticipating need for public health resources, expertise and medical services.”

In an accompanying editorial, Professor Patricia Goodson from Texas University says the research is both refreshing and hopeful. She says: “the study bears good news in the form of hope … the news that adults in the US can enjoy many years of sexual activity beyond age 55 is promising.”

But she too adds that more research is needed, particularly in the use of sexually active life expectancy as a public health tool. “For example, the measure sheds no light on the intriguing—and still poorly understood—question of why, even though they enjoy fewer years of a sexually active life, many women do not perceive this as a ‘problem’,” she adds.

Douchebags ['duchas vaginales']

20-examples-of-douchebags
More specific:
Species Name: Patheticus Oblivious
If you’ve ever thought about going postal inside an Abercrombie and Fitch, you are not alone.
The scourge of modern society, THE DOUCHEBAG has plagued mainstream culture for far too long and there seemingly is no end in sight.  THE DOUCHEBAG is an elusive creature.  Not due to an advanced form of intelligence, or any intelligence for that matter, but instead due to complete sense of obliviousness to the world around them.    You can’t turn around nowadays without seeing some douche nozzle sporting a popped collar, an ever so slightly tilted baseball cap, and a shit eating grin on their face that says, “Yeah, I’m awesome.”  Well guess what asshole, you’re not awesome.  In fact, you are the antithesis of awesome, and I wish you would just die already…in fact let’s imagine that you did die…Hell, lets imagine you all died…
In a world where THE DOUCHEBAG has gone the way of the dinosaurs:

• The stocks of Ed Hardy, Affliction, Axe Body Spray, and any proprietor of pink polo shirts plummet.
• Tribal armband and Chinese symbol tattoos revert back to those who are in an actual tribe or are Chinese.
• The percentage of orange-tinted meathead oompa loompas walking around is greatly reduced, which is a relief, because frankly, you’re scaring the children.
• The word “bromance” will cease to exist in the English lexicon.
• The only acceptable use of a “Calvin pissing” car sticker would be if Calvin happened to be pissing in a DOUCHEBAG’S open mouth.
• If we’re lucky, we might be able to kill two birds with one stone, making fraternities extinct as well.
• Men at the gym will go back to focusing on working out, instead of telling their douchebag brethren how “shredded their pecks” are.
• Dane Cook will die a lonely death because no one will find him funny anymore.
• Fewer inanimate objects will be harmed when there is no one left to punch them when they get angry.  “ORANGE HULK SMASH!”
• Bluetooth headsets would only be used when driving.
• Nickelback and Creed would never have played any venue other then their mom’s basement.
• Long Island will return to it’s natural, uninhabited state.
• The word “gay” will never again be used in a derogatory way, especially when watching UFC.  Irony…
• Men will never again purse their lips in a photo while throwing up a horizontal peace sign.
• Criss Angel, Spencer Pratt (and his flesh colored beard), and Joe Francis will somehow miraculously be spared from the DOUCHEBAG genocide only to spontaneously combust on national television for the whole world to watch…now that’s good TV.

Sounds like an ideal utopia…but alas, with the massive amounts of hair product and the protective layer of self tanner coating their entire body, THE DOUCHEBAG will probably manage to survive a nuclear holocaust like the cockroaches that they are.
But one has to have dreams right? 

Mujeres menos saludables prefieren hombres más masculinos

Source
Less healthy women prefer more masculine men

Women who live in communities where poor health is the norm are attracted to more masculine-looking men, researchers in Aberdeen have found.

The lower the level of health in a country, the more women are likely to prefer faces with masculine traits, such as a bigger jaw, or heavier brow line.

Conversely, more feminine male faces tended to be preferred in European countries where health is better and people live longer.

The research, conducted by Aberdeen University’s Face Research Lab, is part of ongoing investigations into facial attractiveness and how women choose a mate.

“We looked at the preferences of nearly 5,000 women across 30 countries,” said researcher Dr Ben Jones, co-head of the Face Research Lab. “We found that women in areas where there are negative health consequences have a pronounced preference for people with masculine faces. But women in places which have a good healthy life expectancy – such as Scandinavian countries – like more feminine looking faces.

“A good example would be comparing Johnny Depp to Russell Crowe – the latter has a much more masculine face – and women tend to have a strong preference for one or the other.”

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The research is published in the journal Proceedings of the Royal Society B  
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The World’s First Sex Robot

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Tigre golfeando entre maderas

Source: Golf Tiger Woods Announces Return To Sex
Nota bene: Ante la pérdida de su imagen de papi y marido ejemplar, el muy machito follador tiene que hacerse acompañar por la madre en la conferencia de prensa para pedir perdón por sus pecadillos (por el silencio de una sola gastó sólo 600.000 dólares)
No, el pobre niño no sabe o no sabía lo que hace... tan solo.. sólo se daba gusto!

PONTE VEDRA BEACH, FL—In an announcement highly anticipated by sex fans around the world, Tiger Woods told a small gathering of reporters, family, and lovers Friday that the most dominant fornicator on the planet would soon return to sex.

"Not being able to get out there and have sex has really been tough on me," Woods said. "I've missed it. I love fucking with all my heart."

Woods said that during his brief time away from sex, he couldn't stop thinking about one day resuming his daily regimen of sexual intercourse with random women who look vaguely like his wife, only skankier.

"When I am out there having sex, I am in complete control," said Woods, an acknowledged master of the long game who claims he is only truly at peace when he is between the legs of a woman. "It's just me and my thoughts. And a high-end escort. And the lounge dancer. And sometimes [caddie] Stevie. And probably some stewardess I just met."

"I'm so into it that I usually just block out all the cameras," Woods added.

Saying that fucking is his "calling and [his] one true passion," Woods spoke of how he has always adored the sight of a neatly trimmed mound, the smell of fresh stank early in the morning when the labia glisten with dewy juices, and the feel of a perfect impact with a woman's vagina.

"That sensation just flows right up the shaft, through my hands, and quavers up and down my spine," Woods said. "Ever since I was 16, I've loved that feeling. It's like new every time."

"To be honest, I'd do this for free," Woods added. "I'm the luckiest guy in the world."

During his announcement, Woods released an aggressive touring schedule that reaffirmed his commitment to sex. He is slated to take part in a three-day lovemaking session in March at the Clarion Hotel in Orlando, and confirmed that he would join a foursome at the Doral Resort and Spa in Miami as a tune-up for his first major fuckfest in Augusta, GA.

In addition, Woods said he will not renege on his annual stop in Dubai, and said he looked forward to boning a prostitute on the roof of this year's venue, the Burj Al Arab Hotel.

The 34-year-old sexual superstar said he is "far from satisfied" by his previous erotic achievements and that he expects to return to sex even stronger than before. However, Woods admitted he may not be in top form at first.

"I'll probably be a little rusty," Woods said. "But once I swing the old cock around a few times and get it in the first couple holes, I'm confident that I'll still be able to drive it as deep as I always have."

"There will be times when I get into some thick muff, and I'll have to set my jaw and hack my way through it," Woods continued. "Just keep my head down and hit that with all the force I can muster. I welcome the challenge."

Woods believes that his long game, which relies on innate strength and stamina, has probably suffered the least from his hiatus, but that his finesse, iron control, and deft touch around the hole are aspects of his game that may be slow to come back.

"I just have to take my time, visualize the line, and read the grain and the slope of the vulva correctly," Woods said. "It's really all mental at that point."

Reaction to Woods' announcement has been generally positive. Many of his closest friends, including Mark O'Mera, said that Woods' return would undoubtedly be great for sex, and that, selfishly, he loves to watch Woods out there doing his thing.

Woods' fans have also been supportive.

"I'm so glad Tiger is coming back," said 27-year-old Florida resident and cocktail waitress Brandi Hughes. "He's the best."

Woods concluded his press conference by saying that he is looking forward to chasing Jack Nicklaus' record of fucking 18 major babes at one time.
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Moscú - Wladiwostok

El Transiberiano y google Earth
Usa Wikimapia.org !


Die Tour von Moskau bis Wladiwostok kann man nun ganz bequem in den eigenen vier Wänden erleben:
Google hat die 9288 km Bahnreise digitalisiert.
Der Spiegel berichtet  in seiner Internetausgabe:
Sieben Zeitzonen, 9288 Kilometer - ein Mausklick:
Google bietet jetzt eine virtuelle Reise mit der Transsibirischen Eisenbahn von Moskau bis Wladiwostok an. Doch den Mythos Transsib kann der Web-Riese nicht digitalisieren.

Google Earth zeigt die Erde vom Satelliten aus, Googles Streetview die Häuserzeilen von Städten überall auf der Welt. Aber jetzt kann man auf der russischen Googleseite auch noch die Transsibirische Eisenbahn nachfahren, auf der Karte und gleichzeitig per YouTube-Video.

Man kann auch dem rhythmischen Rattern des Zuges zuhören. Oder einem Vorleser, der wahlweise Tolstois Meisterwerk oder die "Toten Seelen" des Dichters Nikolai Gogol vorträgt. Oder Balalaika-Klängen. Oder russischer Popmusik.

Googles Datenhunger hat für Aufregung gesorgt, aber dieser Coup des Weltunternehmens wirkt eher verschroben: 150 Stunden dauert eine Fahrt auf der längsten Bahnstrecke der Welt. 150 Stunden Filmmaterial zeigt auch die Googleseite. 150 Stunden Aufnahmen immer stets aus einem leicht spiegelnden Zugfenster. Außerhalb der großen Städte bedeutet das vor allem: Birkenwälder, Birkenwälder und nochmals Birkenwälder.

Es fehlen die unzähligen Zwischenstopps, bei denen sich Reisende die Beine vertreten und russische Großmütterchen an den Gleisen in der russischen Provinz selbstgebackene Piroggen anbieten. Da fehlt auch die Gesellschaft einheimischer Reisender, deren Bekanntschaft und mitgebrachten Getränken selbst Touristen ohne Russisch-Kenntnisse auf einer fast einwöchigen Fahrt unmöglich entrinnen können. Es fehlt der Rhythmus von Lesen, Schlafen, Essen, Lesen. Die Atmosphäre der in die Jahre gekommenen Bordrestaurants aus der Sowjetzeit.

Zum Glück kann man bei Google per Mausklick mit leichter Hand ein paar hundert oder tausend Kilometer bis zur nächsten Sehenswürdigkeit überbrücken. Bis zum Ufer des Baikalsees, zum Beispiel. Er hat mehr Süßwasser als die großen amerikanischen Seen zusammen und erstreckt sich über 670 Kilometer Länge. Der Baikal erreicht 1600 Meter Tiefe. Es gibt Süßwasserrobben und den Omul, einen köstlichen Fisch. "Heiliges Meer Sibiriens" nennen die Ureinwohner den Baikal.

Google zeigt ihn vom Ufer, spiegelglatt. Aber da müsste man aussteigen, nicht vorbeifahren. Einen Mythos kann man eben nicht digitalisieren.