The most beautiful breasts

A guy spotted a girl out in the street with the perfect breasts and ran up to her and asks:
- Sorry, but I couldn't help noticing your perfect breasts. Would you let me bite them for a hundred dollars
- f^$#$ off!
- How about a thousand?
- No way, I'm not a whore!
- How about ten thousand?!
The woman thought for a while, after all that's a substantial amount of money.
- Well... ok, but not here...
So they walk into a dark alley, she takes her top off and shows the most beautiful breasts in the world.
The guy starts fondling and caressing them, sucking and kissing on the nipples, after a while the girl is getting a little impatient and says:
- Are you going to finally bite them or not?!?!
- Naaa, ten thousand is a little too expensive for me!

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A man asked to have sex. He said:

-Would you have sex with me for one million dollars?

-Yes!

Then he went down to half a million...

-Sure, she said, thats a lot of money... Why not?

He kept going down.. 250,000.... 100,000... 10,000...

Finally went down to $100...

Insulted, the woman replied:

-What do you think I am?

The man replied:

-Well, we already established that, now it's just a matter of price!