el batracio alcohólico

the alcoholic frog
"So there I was at the pub, right, and this bloke walks up to me and he's like 'Hey, what's a frog doing in the pub?' And I say, well, I'm having a drink. And he says 'Well, alright then. Let me buy you another.' So he does, and we walk away best of friends."


... But anyways, there I was at the pub, right, this bloke walks in with his pet giraffe. Who in the world would have a pet giraffe, I don't know, but this guy had one. Anyways, he walks up to the bar and buys himself a drink, buys the giraffe a drink. Guy drinks his drink, and the giraffe drinks it's drink, and then the giraffe falls over dead. Well, the guy gets up to walk out, and the bartender's like " 'EY! You can't leave that lyin' there!" And the guy turns around, he says "It's not a lion. It's a giraffe."
 

 Recreated in Blender 3D, the dialogue goes as follows:
"So there I was at the pub, right, and this bloke walks up and says "Hey, you're sittin' in me favorite chair." And I says, "Well, I been sittin' here all day, how can it be your favorite chair?" He says "I sit here all the other times," and I says "Well, I been here all day, an' I got dibs." And he says "you can't have dibs on a chair," and I says, "well, there you go."