El único Marx que debe tomarse en serio

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“Humor is reason gone mad.”
[Humor es razón desquiciada]
"Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.”
“Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun. ”

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Groucho: "You know I think you're the most beautiful woman in the world?"
Woman: Really?
Groucho: "No, but I don't mind lying if it gets me somewhere.” 

[GM: Sabes que pienso que eres la más bella mujer en el mundo?

Mujer: Es verdad?

GM: No, pero no me importa mentir si así consigo lo que quiero]

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“I must admit, I was born at an early age. ” 

“I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.”

“A man is only as old as the woman he feels.” 

“Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances. (Either that, or my luck's terrible.)” 

“Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.”

“Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.”

“Marriage is a wonderful institution...but who wants to live in an institution?” 

“Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.”
“Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.”
“Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.”  “I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.”
“The only real laughter comes from despair.”
― Groucho Marx